Showing posts with label Mountain Dew. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mountain Dew. Show all posts

4/4/12

Physician, Keel Thyself


There’s something vindicating about outliving your doctor. It gives you pause, certainly, to consider the fragility of life, as someone’s death always does. But in a perverse way, when the person advising you on your health keels over from a big, greasy heart attack, it means you win. All those lectures about diet and exercise are instantly nullified. What the hell does a dead guy know?